daddyslittledepressedgirl:

But what are you supposed to do when the only reason you’re still alive isn’t there anymore?

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

meganooooo:

Help me

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit